Hopefully your New Year's hangover has finally worn off, and your thoughts may be turning to resolutions. I have the same one every year - drink more champagne (tm Mr. T).
For many people, the new year brings with it a renewed focus on personal health and fitness. With this in mind, io9 has provided these helpful solutions from science fiction:Triviagasm: Fantastical Ways to Lose Weight in the New Year
Granted, they all pretty much result in death.
Treadmill's looking pretty appealing now, isn't it?