This tastes like burning: DIY Cadbury Eggs

Why?  Why?!?  The thought of a regular one makes my teeth hurt.  Why would someone feel the need to embiggen the horribleness so?

Pimp That Snack - The Creme de la Creme Egg via Mental Floss


















Standard creme egg : Height : 2" Girth : 4" Weight : 40 g Calories : 175
Creme de la creme egg : Height : 8". Girth : 16.5". Weight : A whopping 2.25 kg!! Calories : estimated 10000!!

Do you like your creme egg of normal size, but find that the gooey fondant center isn't sweet enough for you?  Why not add a dollop of canned frosting and some sprinkles?  Seriously, why?

Cakespy: Cadbury Creme Deviled Eggs | Serious Eats : Recipes

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair!

On Saturday I wrote about the blessed union of Cheerwine cherry and Krispy Kreme donutty goodness. I have only just been alerted by regular commenter, blogger extraordinaire, and my interweb lord high master Therese of the existence of this ...

My god, my god why hast thou forsaken us?!?

That's right children.  Meet the KFC Double Down Krispy Kreme Cheerwine Doughnut Sandwich.

I'm not sure what all the red is.  It's either ketchup, or this sandwich is actually weeping the tears of the damned.

For reals, yo.  That shit ain't right.

via The Consumerist