Why, you ask? Well, it's only the premiere of the first episode of the last season of the greatest show ever. What, you don't watch it? You gave up in Season 2? Okay, so here's what's been ... oh. Oh, I see.
I see what the Onion News Network did there.
Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever
I'm sorry we make you feel bad about yourself. And that we make you read 10,000 word diatribes about old episodes instead of recapping new shows.
But look, really. All the mysteries will be answered. Darlton have even released some pretty telling spoiler info as a show of good faith.
Tip o'the hat to Kate and T for the Onion clip!
photo above courtesy ABC via JOpinionated
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