To the left Mr. Hand

I'll take puppet Karl shopping with me, and we can act out the mad imagined conversations from GoFugYourself.

Of course, nothing beats the actual quote from the actual Kaiser, talking about how he approached designing for Chanel back in the 70's:

“Chanel is an institution, and you have to treat an institution like a whore – and then you get something out of her.”

etsy via Jezebel