It's a Stampede! Link Roundup - 12/6

Sorry Jacob. TEAM EDWARD!

WaPo or The Onion? It gets harder and harder to tell.

This is actually pretty cool. The fact that I read it on GOOP makes me want to punch myself in the face.

Zahi Hawass has today denounced his own wife as a 'liar' and a 'friend of the chaos god Seth', following her claim last week to have discovered the couple's briefly-misplaced television remote control.

While not as delicious as popcorn, this photo strip garland can be left up year round.

Never Give a Gorilla a Flower. Not the kids book you think it is.



Who knew Topanga would grow up to be both awesome and hilarious? Also awesome and hilarious? Miss Sasha Fierce herself.



via FourFour with a tip o'the hat to @bobbyhank